"Beautiful day for golfing Jim," Ted said, looking over the 18 hole course.
"Indeed it is," Jim replied, sticking his tee in the grass. He pulled out the bag of balls and began rifling through it. He pulled out a small green object and set it on the tee.
"Is that a grenade?" Ted asked.
"Of course! This is such a boring sport so why don't we golf with grenades?" Jim asked. "Make things exciting."
Jim pulled the pin and really quickly took a swing at the pineapple grenade. "FORE!" he shouted as the device launched into the air and then exploded over the fairway.
"You are the stupidest person I know," Ted said.
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