"Well Dick, its almost november and we're in deep shit," Dubya said. "The economy is takin' a dive, we're in a war that the people don't like and they're about to vote in a black man fer president. There ain't much we can do now."
"What are you suggesting?" Cheney asked.
"People hate us Dick, the history books ain't gonna say nothing good 'bout us," Dubya replied. "But what if there was no history after we leave office? Lets nuke China."
"You know I love shootin' people as much as you do Georgie, but why?"
"Think man! No one likes the You-nited States anymore and we're in a state of dee-cline, like ancient Rome. Our economy is shit, our military is rivaled by China and the oil business is runnin out on us. Why not take the world with us? Who'll remember that I was a shitty president if everyone's dead?"
"No one"
"Exactly. And lets nuke France for good measure, but make it look like them Britons did it, hee hee hee. Make sure to knock down the Empire State buildin'."
"You mean the Eiffel tower? The Empire State building is in New York."
"Yeah, yeah, the Empire tower, whatever its called."
"When do you want the nukes to be launched?"
"How about next Sunday after we come back from huntin?"
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